TMZ Update: Snooki called Lohan wannabe

LOS ANGELES (TMZ) - In today's TMZ update, "Jersey Shore's" Snooki just got schooled by a New Jersey judge, who called her a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe" ... after she pled guilty to a crime after a drunken escapade on a Seaside Heights beach.

Snooki was arrested in Seaside Heights, NJ on July 30 ... after she was spotted using a beer bong and falling off a bicycle.

Judge Damian Murray scoffed at Snooki in court, saying he didn't know if her antics were scripted, adding, if it was scripted Snooki needed to decide "if it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck."

But that wasn't the end ... The judge called Snooki's actions "rude and self-indulgent."

Snooki pled guilty to disturbing the quiet enjoyment of the beach but the disorderly conduct charge and another count were dismissed.

Snooki could have been thrown in the slammer for 90 days, but the judge let her skate with 2 days community service and a $533 fine.

Snooki addressed the court and said she was "very embarrassed" and says she was never in this kind of situation before.

Plus, Charlie Sheen walked into a Chinese restaurant Tuesday night... and walked out with a blue print for a killer REALITY SHOW!

Charlie -- who was in one hell of a great mood -- hit Mr. Chow in Bev Hills with his manager/Executive Producer Mark Burg and his attorney Jake Bloom ... where Sheen told us he was "born ready" for the new season of "Two and a Half Men."

But with all the drama that went down behind the scenes this year, even Sheen claims he sees the potential for reality gold!

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